TOP 5: Most annoying questions

Have you ever wondered if people can loose their brain? – the answer is YES, THEY CAN.

Always when someone is entering the airport building their brain is left outside. Even that, working at the airport is one of the most interesting jobs you can ever imagine – each day was bringing some new challenges and people from other countries and culture.

But, getting to the topic, my top 5 of questions, who are hated by Handling Agents:

Imagine that this day you are working on the information desk (to be honest it was still one of the easiest questions to answer) – all people come to you, just to ask same question all day long. The funniest thing is that everything was written behind them, but of course it’s too difficult to read something.

1. Excuse me, where is the toilet?
   – Just behind this stairs on the left side. (Long way, but next to me was always a sign WHERE IS THIS TOILET)
2. Sorry, where is my check-in, I’m flying to Warsaw?
   (2 flights at the same time, but of course I know everything, right? )
   – Check-in is behind you this BIG SCREEENS WITH WRITTEN DESTINATIONS (but of course you cannot look around, you need to ask for this information)
3. -So, where I leave my luggage ?
   -Check-in is just here, behind you and on the screens you can see destinations.
   -Yes, but this second.
   -You mean security control?
   -Yes! This one where you go the plane!
   -So gate and boarding?
   -No, check-in.
   -Firsty you still need to go to this FIRST check-in to leave your luggage, then go through security control, just at the end and then you will see on the screen the number of you gate, Sir.
   Just kill this people, I have no other words for them. Too sad, that every 2-3 people was asking the same question and you need to explain the same all over, AGAIN.
4. -Sorry, has the plane from Dublin/ East Midlands (whatever right now) just landed?
   -As you can see from the screeen BEHIND ME no.
   -And what time is it landing?
   -Again, on the screen is written that in 5 min.
   -So, it will be in 5 min yes?
   No I’m joking it will never land here..
5. Last one, and the most annoying at the information desk – I don’t know why people think we have magical power, BUT WE HAVE.
   -Hello, my name is …. There was an accident on the highway and we stuck in the traffic. Our plane is flying to Rome in 1 hour, but we won’t be able to be there in less than an hour, CAN YOU STOP THE PLANE? 
   And always in my mind there is one response:-Sure, for you of course! I’m just pressing the red button and no one will go anywhere right now, we will wait even one day, specially for you. 
   But then, I remind myself that I am at work and unfortunately I can’t make jokes of the passengers, so:-No we can’t stop the plane, it is not our fault and the capitan and crew won’t wait, because they will delay their next flights.
   -So can you switch me to the capitan, I will ask him?
   Really guys, you think that we can do anything? Everyone knows, that on the highway when there is an accident you will stuck there, so why don’t choose another way?

So I’m not sure if no one could see the big board with arrows, but still these questions are a nightmare for employers. And after fifth same answer you just want to take a gun a say what you think about this type of people.

THANK YOU, but try not to get too offensive it is just my opinion as the worker there.